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Jan. 13th, 2007 | 05:22 pm
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PS: Jamie's gay
PS: Jamie's gay
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Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dec. 25th, 2006 | 03:51 am
location: In a giant, sweaty vagina
mood: 
excited
music: Chilis!
Alright! We got off work early because the tills stopped working, and there were like, 10 folk in!! So we all went to Cell and had a great old booze up to bring at christmas!
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!!!!
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Nov. 3rd, 2006 | 02:32 am
location: Vagina
mood: Vagina
music: Vagina
OFF TO CHINA MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Oct. 24th, 2006 | 12:18 am
location: Up yer arse
mood: 
melancholy
music: Blood Sugar Sex Magik
I'm very bored, and can't be bothered going to bed yet, so I thought I'd try my first actual live journal journal writing! I was pretty sick all last week with a fucking flu thing that my mum had, so I took Friday night off work and went to Beanscene and saw Anna F, Jamie, Paul and Kim!! It was lovely to see Anna again, made me really want to go through to Edinburgh to see her (and her flatmates :p) and get veeeery drunk. I was still feeling shite on Saturday morning, but I went to work anyway and it wasn't bad. I was on a split so got back at 4 and made scampi and chips!! Went back to work at 7 feeling preeetty good, and worked right through to 4 in the morning on the bar! It was great, and not too busy so we could all dance behind the bar a bit! We didn't get staff drinks though, which was wanky wank wank wank, so we all stood outside talking for agges. Finally walked back with Ben and got into the house at 5 and went to bed and read LOTR...or did I? I read it quite a lot so can't remember individual times really. (hehe) Went to sleep and woke up on Sunday with a text from some random ned asking for some guy's number. Neds at 11 in the morning are worstcunt. Got up and had a shower and sang some embarrisingly loud Jeff Buckley, and had loooooads of bowls of crunchy nut cornflakes. Not in the shower though. That could get messy. Went to Edinburgh with the folks to build flat pack and move washing machines and shite like that, but got a carry-out of it! Got back late so I went on msn a bit and talked to Judy and Willy, then went to bed. Got to the end of Two Towers! It was goood. Woke up today at 12, had a shower then took Skye out. Had breakfast and did fuck all all day long! I need a full time job badly, man-whoring and bar work just isn't full time anymore :( Went to Sir Jakes with Judy and Jamie at night which was greeat fun- Monday night=cheap pints of Tennants night!!! Went back to Judy's for a while which was great, especially the clothes brush and Bilbo interrupting with fascinating facts about why Skirving Street is called Skirving Street...can't remember why, was too busy laughing at her FANTASTIC joke which I need to tell you now:
Some guy said he hated football so much that if all the grass in all the football pitches in all the world wasn't growing and he owned all the manure in the world, HE WOULDN'T GIVE A SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She's a comic genius. (even though she stole the joke)
Came home, had some milk, felt a bit shit, but then wrote this! Now I'm off to shag Katie Holmes, or maybe just go to sleep. Though, I feel like reading Return of the King now...ah well! Night night beetchez! Hope you're all feeling well and doing good xx
Some guy said he hated football so much that if all the grass in all the football pitches in all the world wasn't growing and he owned all the manure in the world, HE WOULDN'T GIVE A SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She's a comic genius. (even though she stole the joke)
Came home, had some milk, felt a bit shit, but then wrote this! Now I'm off to shag Katie Holmes, or maybe just go to sleep. Though, I feel like reading Return of the King now...ah well! Night night beetchez! Hope you're all feeling well and doing good xx
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Thanks to Anna!
Oct. 3rd, 2006 | 04:27 pm
mood: 
cranky
music: Meat Loaf!
Ode to Uni, Gap Years and all that jazz:
School is over and new things have begun,
Now is a time for drinking and having lots of fun,
People have parted, and we miss them bad,
But remember all the good times that we had
But there's no loss,
Soon we'll all meet up and goss,
All the Uni students, the college folk,
And the gap year bums will meet and joke,
But for now we'll do our own stuff,
Like learn, faff, or dive for.....
School is over and new things have begun,
Now is a time for drinking and having lots of fun,
People have parted, and we miss them bad,
But remember all the good times that we had
But there's no loss,
Soon we'll all meet up and goss,
All the Uni students, the college folk,
And the gap year bums will meet and joke,
But for now we'll do our own stuff,
Like learn, faff, or dive for.....
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Yer Maw
Sep. 22nd, 2006 | 05:03 pm
mood: calm
music: Signs soundtrack
Right, due to the lack of folk posting things on lj (apart from Willy, Robert and Emily = best cunts), I think it's time I did a wee poem! But I don't know what about, so if you guys could suggest something I'd be very grateful! But you HAVE to suggest something, otherwise I'll look like a big tit. Cheers!
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Party
May. 14th, 2006 | 02:10 pm
mood: uncomfortable
music: Pixies
Cheers for everyone who came to mine, it was fun. Lot's of beer left over so that's a plus! House is in good order thanks to the CUC! (Clean Up Crew). Cheers Willy, Alan and Ben! Hope everyone got home safe and sound
what's the point of writing something then putting a line through it?
HAD YER MAW!
HAD YER MAW!
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Ode to the Sun!
May. 5th, 2006 | 03:49 pm
location: Up yer arse
Ode to the Sun:
Oh sun,
You make us have fun,
And go to the park and run,
Schoolwork we shun,
Fucking about has begun,
Time to grab Paul by his bun,
And make sure his fly is undone.
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Apr. 30th, 2006 | 04:52 am
location: Shagging yer maw in yer bed
mood: happy
music: Love- red telephone
It's nice to come home from work and see the sun rising.
Cheers to everyone who came to the sleepover! Must do it again sometime.
Cheers to everyone who came to the sleepover! Must do it again sometime.
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Ode to Deep and Meaningful LJ Entries
Apr. 13th, 2006 | 02:18 pm
location: In Jane's bed
music: UNKLE
Ode to Deep and Meaningful LJ Entries
Oh deep and meaningful LJ entries,
Can we really fathom your bucket-like depths?
Some people use LJ to write shitty poems
and others describe their day,
Some people tell us the proportion of
married men who are gay,
But others are far more profound,
Rhetorical questions are abound,
They make us think
They make us sad
But usually they make us feel bad
Because we can't do anything good apart from write
"Cheer up lol"
Which doesn't help at all.
So I say scrap your Deep and Meaningful Entries,
Come and talk to us face-to-face,
And we'll give you a warm embrace!
(dedicated to the ever thoughtful Aly Mc and Anna M)
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YAS!
Mar. 5th, 2006 | 12:08 pm
mood: horny
music: Minnie the Moocher
Which Famous Homosexual Are You?
Brought to you by Rum and Monkey
That's a bit of an ego boost, even if it doesn't mean fuck all
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Haha, get it up ye!
Feb. 28th, 2006 | 08:53 pm
mood: 
predatory
music: Red Hot Chili Peppers
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Proper Brokeback!
Feb. 23rd, 2006 | 10:25 pm
mood: cheerful
music: Jimi Hendrix
Hehe, this is to make Jamie and Judy jealous ;)Link | Leave a comment {4} | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend
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Feb. 2nd, 2006 | 11:00 pm
mood: chipper
music: Futureheads- le garage
| Your Eyes Should Be Blue |
 Your eyes reflect: Innocence and sweetness What's hidden behind your eyes: A calculating mind |
Man, these quizzes get crazier and crazier by the day. Although, i do have blue eyes
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OMG! How fucking cool is this!?
Jan. 23rd, 2006 | 01:21 pm
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I have to stop doing these quizzes
Jan. 19th, 2006 | 07:07 pm
mood: tired
music: Jeff Buckley
You Have A Type B Personality |
B You're as laid back as they come... Your baseline mood is calm and level headed Creativity and philosophy tend to be your forte Like a natural sedative, you have a soothing effect on people Friends and family often turn to you first with their problems You have the personality to be a spiritual or psychological guru |
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Jan. 17th, 2006 | 11:28 pm
music: Jimi Hendrix
| You Are 24 Years Old |
 Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! 40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. |
Fuck sake, I think it's cos they didn't ask anything about sex lol Wooo, time to get me a 24 year old woman :P
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Jan. 11th, 2006 | 09:42 pm
The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Take the Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test
I got fucked on Lust
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
| Level | Score |
|---|---|
| Purgatory (Repenting Believers) | High |
| Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) | Very High |
| Level 2 (Lustful) | High |
| Level 3 (Gluttonous) | Very Low |
| Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) | Very Low |
| Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) | Very Low |
| Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) | Very Low |
| Level 7 (Violent) | Low |
| Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) | Low |
| Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) | Very Low |
Take the Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test
I got fucked on Lust
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Dec. 24th, 2005 | 11:58 pm
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
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Ode to Christmas!
Dec. 22nd, 2005 | 11:34 pm
mood: Merry
music: UNKLE
Ode to Christmas!
Oh Christmas,
What a great time of year.
We all get lots of gifts,
And drink lots of beer.
The christmas holidays are the best,
Get up at 2 and for the most of the day you rest,
Whilst watching Lawrence of Arabia- on your chocolate you munch,
In fact you have chocolate for breakfast, tea and lunch.
Christmas morning is best of all,
We can all wake up and say 'lol'
At all our crappy presents, like Busted cds or socks,
But we can rejoice over the good one- the one in the biggest box.
So everyone have a merry christmas- hope you get good stuff!
(and don't get too wasted on christmas eve, you don't want to feel rough)
Oh Christmas,
What a great time of year.
We all get lots of gifts,
And drink lots of beer.
The christmas holidays are the best,
Get up at 2 and for the most of the day you rest,
Whilst watching Lawrence of Arabia- on your chocolate you munch,
In fact you have chocolate for breakfast, tea and lunch.
Christmas morning is best of all,
We can all wake up and say 'lol'
At all our crappy presents, like Busted cds or socks,
But we can rejoice over the good one- the one in the biggest box.
So everyone have a merry christmas- hope you get good stuff!
(and don't get too wasted on christmas eve, you don't want to feel rough)